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Has Anyone Seen My Fanny?

By GlockMoose
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Format: Softcover
ISBN 13: 978-1-62652-250-3
LCCN: 2013911021
Trim Size: 5.5" x 8.5"
Number of Pages: 178
Publisher: Two Harbors Press
Publication Date: 10/1/2013

In Has Anyone Seen My Fanny? Glockneeb Graymatter is just days from being discharged from military duty and he is worried. After receiving a letter from his sweetheart Fanny Tushbottom that abruptly ends in mid-sentence, Glockneeb is concerned for her safety. After returning to civilian life, he reluctantly seeks help finding her by reconnecting with his life-long friend, Moose, who has his own private investigation agency.

While working together to investigate Fanny’s disappearance they become partners in the agency and wreak havoc on everyone that has the misfortune of coming into contact with them. Glockneeb is the big picture guy, brainy, yet whiny, while Moose is the brawn, clumsy, “act before you think” guy. The story is filled with humorous nonsense that is dusted with machismo, sexual innuendo, and the warmth of a damp washcloth.

The authors are life-long friends who began their journey into the world of humorous writing by communicating with each other via e-mail. The tone of the dialogue was always sarcastic in nature with an emphasis on degrading, belittling and denigrating the other's character, while at the same time, glorifying their own persona with heavy use of exaggeration, half-truths and wishful thinking.

Keeping with the above tradition, the authors, without collaboration and in the roles of their alter egos, Glockneeb and Moose, create their witty storylines by writing alternating chapters. Competing for the limelight, they are limited only by their individual imaginations.

Their brand of humor can best be described by the acronym: S.T.U.P.I.D. (Sexy, Tasteless, Uncouth, Pointless, Inane, and Dumb).


Format: ePub
ISBN 13: 978-1-62652-252-7
Publisher: Two Harbors Press
Publication Date: 10/1/2013

Format: MOBI
ISBN 13: 978-1-62652-251-0
Publisher: Two Harbors Press
Publication Date: 10/1/2013

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